Surprisingly, I resisted making any sort of “all-time” album list for a long time. I can handle ranking albums in a one year span, but it’s another thing to compare albums from completely different eras. Why start at 1965? Two reasons. 1965 was the year that rock really started to mature, with Dylan, The Beatles and Stones beginning to make full albums as a complete artistic statement, rather than some singles and filler. Also, my expertise on music before that year begins dwindles significantly. Lacking access to any deep vinyl-based collections of often out-of-print pre-1965 records, my knowledge is more sketchy, though I did make an effort to list the ones I know.
The top of the list favors 60s and 70s albums. Does that mean that music in the last
24 years isn’t as good? Not necessarily. Earlier in history, there were fewer bands, and certainly fewer albums being produced. The great ones that came out were extremely important and had a huge cultural impact. This hasn’t happened as much since the 80s. I believe there’s been more great music produced overall since the mid 90s. But it’s more difficult to single out ones that are “classic” amongst all the excellent choices.. There are 153 albums that earned a perfect 10. That could be a lot or a little, depending on your perspective. Nine (or 4%) are from the 90s, zero from the 00s. Maybe it’s more difficult to recognize a classic without more hindsight, but I doubt it. While there’s more great music being produced than ever, there’s fewer truly consistently great albums being made. Whether it’s a slight rut in the creative zeitgeist, who knows. I am at the very least confident that the albums below deserve their rankings. The exact order is always debatable, and not all of them belong in your girlfriend’s or parent’s collections, but they’re all my sweet babies.
These artists were scored for their best four albums. Keep in mind that this is just by numbers, not feel. I don’t necessarily favor Slayer over Stevie Wonder as artists overall. It’s just how the albums ranked.
- Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band
- Bob Dylan
- David Bowie
- The Beatles
- Iggy & The Stooges
- The Rolling Stones
- John Coltrane
- Talking Heads
- Curtis Mayfield
- The Velvet Underground
- Black Sabbath
- Led Zeppelin
- Can
- The Jam
- The Kinks
- PJ Harvey
- Tim Buckley
- Aretha Franklin
- Tom Waits
- Bob Marley & the Wailers
- Miles Davis
- Toots & the Maytals
- Fela Kuti
- Radiohead
- Iron Maiden
- Brian Eno
- The Birthday Party
- Al Green
- Hüsker Dü
- The Fall
- Björk
- Fugazi
- Funkadelic
- Sly & the Family Stone
- Alice Coltrane
- The Who
- Otis Redding
- Buzzcocks
- Van Morrison
- Sun Ra
- Nina Simone
- R.E.M.
- Dennis Brown
- Popol Vuh
- Bruce Springsteen
- Slayer
- Lee Perry
- TV On The Radio
- Esther Phillips
- Sonic Youth
- Amon Düül II
- Neil Young
- Tom Zé
- Thin Lizzy
- The Clash
- Archie Shepp
- Public Enemy
- X
- The Sound
- Roxy Music
- The Temptations
- Serge Gainsbourg
- T. Rex
- Melvins
- The Flaming Lips
- Judas Priest
- Michael Rother
- Mastodon
- Walt Mink
- Arto Lindsay
- Cedric Im Brooks
- Roy Harper
- Wilson Pickett
- Echo & the Bunnymen
- Stevie Wonder
- New Order
- Colour Haze
- Lizzy Mercier Descloux
- Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
- Eddie Kendricks
- Gilberto Gil
- Chico Science & Nação Zumbi
- U2
- Sweet
- Electric Light Orchestra
- The Pixies
- Procol Harum
- Herbie Hancock
- The White Stripes
- Hawkwind
- XTC
- OOIOO
- Afghan Whigs
- Simple Minds
- Opeth
- Heldon
- Beck
- Joni Mitchell
- Dinosaur Jr.
- Amon Tobin
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